with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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