Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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