It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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