Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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