Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am midnight drunk by noon
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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