i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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