He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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