Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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