its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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