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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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