I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Still dying that you shit outside
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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