maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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