she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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