Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
