So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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