Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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