Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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