Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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