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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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