jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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