maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Randomize
