He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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