I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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