Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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