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I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
