I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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