We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
you never un-have a 4some
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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