On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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