How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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