You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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