i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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