I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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