the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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