wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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