the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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