Don't you send me to vm
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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