he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just google imaged poop.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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