I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Terrible idea I love it
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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