I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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