What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Even my vagina gasped.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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