omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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