drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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