I cannot find my penis.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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