Pregnant stripper...not hot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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