i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
honey bunches of taint.
and she was petting her beer can
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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