Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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