I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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