girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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