hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
As shirtless as possible
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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