So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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