It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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