with your own penis?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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