brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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