Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
